Teppanyaki and rape mugs

FLY RICE IN MOTION

Friday 1/5/09

I know many of you have been waiting for an update for 2 weeks now and voila here it is! Ok today we went out to Showchef Teppanyaki in Darlinghurst with about 15-16 other people. I missed my bus and hence the train everyone went on so == for me.

Met up at GreaterUnion and then we walked to Darlinghurst to catch a bus. Catch was the trip was literally 400m - one stop. It took twice as long to get 16 kids on board a bus than the actual trip length but whatevs because I saved 14cents, that's right 14cents with my TravelTen - hehehe.

Rawr. First impressions of restaurant were "interesting". Ok so it look seriously run down, cramped, small and quite dodgy. We had 16 people but only 12 could fit around the hotplate so they just tacked a table on to a corner, hmm....

AND SO THE FUN BEGAN!

We had salad, miso soup, fish filets, squid, teriyaki chicken, prawns (and their legs?!) egg and fried rice.

The chef was AMAZINGLY talented at deveinimg the prawns with just a prong and a knife - man I end up picking the shit (haha get it?) out of my prawns when I try to devein them.

Needless to say we were AMAZED at his culinary skills and jokes. We had to catch raw eggs in bowls and SHARON, who was seated furthest from the plate dropped hers and we all laughed - hehe. I filmed it too. He tricked Michael by adding spin to his egg and it ended up landing into Michael's bowl but spun right out onto Jackie's plate, much to her horror!

Then we had to catch bits of fried egg with our mouths and I (surprisingly) caught mine *proud*. Unfortunately someone else (S-Y) missed x3!

SY at work

Karma bit me back though :(. Everyone took turns in catching bowls of fried rice with another bowl and the chef chucked Ben's rice at him without a bowl but he still caught it! I kind of...missed and it asploded everywhere :( Serves me right aye?

The chef hit on Winnie
"How much you love me? How much you love me?"
*Winnie blushes, forcefully smiles and demonstrates*
"This much..."
"Ahh! How much you pay for me then? $5?!"

*awkward turtle*

It was a GOOD FIRST TIME AND A FUN EXPERIENCE! It was a bit pricy but I guess it's the novelty that counts! The one other thing that really bugged me was how salty everything was! After the meal I was gagging for more water to drown out all the evil msg particles

When I got back I was talking to mawson and this comes up....

м ã wrøи - » moments said (7:49 PM):
now u decide to finish work huh
ok
Bosco| raspberry beret said (7:49 PM):
BYE
м ã wrøи - » moments says (7:49 PM):
*how they think abt sex
*oops wrong convo
*GAH

No idea what sort of raunchy conversations he's having online but it sure does sound interesting :P

Sunday 26/4/09
Yay for sleepover at Richard's! We ate dinner and watched movies til 4 and then slept. Contrary to what Jackie called a "booty call", it was, rest assured, just a sleepover :P

MONSTER HOUSE WAS SO SCARY! WHAT KIND OF CARTOON HAS A MORBIDLY OBESE WOMAN HACKING AT KIDS WITH AXES WHO LATER BECOMES REINCARNATED AS A HUMAN EATING HOUSE?!

Charlie's Angels was hilarious but the best would have to be TRANSFORMERS!!! Yay for Megatron and the Deceptacons! Kill Jazz!! BOOOOOO FOR OPTIMUS PRIME! DOWN WITH SAM! (A ram sam sam a ram sam sam gooll goooly ram sam sam - sorry total moodkiller but that just popped in my head)

Monday 27/4/09
My mum decided to be nice and brewed me one of those vile traditional Chinese concotions they call medicine. Anyway I thought it was a nice gesture til I read what was on the mug O_O!!!!!




WTFRICK?! WHY DO I HAVE A RAPE MUG?! That was my reaction so I googled it and it turns out Rapee is a cushion company. Geez, what sort of brand association is that?! Cushions = Rapee = Rape. Man what if this happened

"So where do you work?"
"I'm a salesperson for Rapee"
"YOU SELL WHAT?!"


Anyway that is it for now, I actually had more to blog about but I think if it's too long people will get bored.

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